Obama's Guantanamo On The Platte

The United States government already acknowledges the existence of secret prisons in foreign countries used for "extraordinary rendition" so that prisoners can be tortured beyond the access of the U.S. courts.

Now our lords and masters are bringing the first secret prisons and concentration camps to the United States itself, all for the benefit of the Funky Monkey, to protect him from nasty and hurtful criticism at his coronation that might kill his buzz. Wouldn't want to upset de Head Nigga in Charge, now would we?

The Denver police admit that they have established a secret prison for protestors and other Enemies of the People arrested at the Democratic national convention next week, who might be prone to mar the coronation of the Funky Monkey with unseemly questions and noise. Channel 9 News in Denver reports that "The makeshift holding center, dubbed Gitmo on the Platte by activists, is located on city-owned property near Steele Street and 38th Avenue. Newly-installed security cameras guard the exterior, chain-link fences and barbed wire form cells inside.

"We feel the city should be ashamed of this secret prison they've set up," said Re-create '68 organizer Glenn Spagnuolo. "The public was never going to view this place, it was just found out. They got caught with this place. They told our lawyers in negotiations that this place didn't even exist...What's going to happen here is police are going to detain people for an inordinate amount of time. They're going to use this as an excuse to keep people out of the courts and off of the streets."

Looks like we're already getting our first taste of black rule, even before mah nigga done eben be coronated. The names Mugabe, Bokassa, Idi Amin ring a bell? If this monkoid has enough juice to create his own private little concentration camp in an American city even before the little formality of being elected, what will it be like when the primate becomes President?