Saturday, August 30, 2008

For The Record, Yes, BO Is A Muslim

For the record--not that anyone appears to give a damn about facts anymore where the Baby-Shit Brown Messiah is concerned--yes, Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim.

The registration document above, made available on Jan. 24, 2007, (before anyone realized they were letting the cat out of the bag) by the Fransiskus Assisi school in Jakarta, Indonesia, shows the registration of Barack Hussein Obama under the name Barry Soetoro into the Catholic school made by his step-father, Lolo Soetoro. The document lists Barry Soetoro as a Indonesian citizen, born on August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, and shows his Muslim step-father listed the boy's religion as Islam, which meant he was treated as a Muslim and received Muslim religious instruction from an imam instead of Catholic religion classes from a priest like the Catholic children.

Under the tenets of Islam, once a Muslim, always a Muslim. You can't convert or leave the faith, according to the imams, and in some Islamic countries they'll flog you, hang you, or cut off your goolies if you try. It doesn't matter that BO and his pri-mate have been sitting in the pew of a nominally "Christian" church for the past 20 years. (Although how Christian the "Reverend" Jeremiah Wright's church is, is open to question.) The fact is that in the eyes of Islam, Obama is a Muslim, and he will be expected to behave as a Muslim, which opens up all kinds of interesting permutations and possibilities.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Smooth One, Potato Head

Looks like Mr. Potato Head wised up and deep-sixed all the Joe Lieberman crap, which would have utterly finished him and insured that in January a primate would be jumping up and down on the desk in the Oval Office going ook! eek!

McCain nominated some bimbo no one ever heard of as Veep, thus neatly sending the messages to the Sea Hag's hairy-legged neurotic crones that while Buckwheat has dissed them and their Maximal She-Goddess, dear old Potato Head just loves de wimmins and they can come on over and put some manners on that shitskin in the polling booth in November. Smooth play, Potato man!

Thursday, August 28, 2008

The Ridiculous Figure of Hussein Obama

A Greek temple?

Boy, that dumb-ass nigger walked right into that one. Does he have no idea how ridiculous he looks? Remember, laughter can bring this BabyShit Brown Messiah down just as effectively as a bullet, and anyone with any sense of decorum or propriety or irony must be laughing their head off at him tonight.

Kind of like the Cannibal King, the "Emperor Bokassa" of Central Africa, importing one of Napoleon's thrones from the Louvre for his coronation.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

An Animal Has Been Nominated For President

A black bubble-lipped beast of the field has been nominated for the office of President of the United States.

Go here to find out what to do about it:

The Media Made It All Up

There was no "plot to assassinate" the Funky Monkey. The media made it all up. Now watch the whole episode completely disappear off the radar.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Assassination Update

It looks like the local cops in Aurora, CO. are now trying to downplay the so-called "assassination plot." Looks like they picked up some brain-fried junkie for driving in erratically, he started babbling about slaying Monkey Meat, and the media picked it up. I still find this very convenient and dramatic for Hussein. Will keep you posted, no pun intended.

The So-Called Assassination Plot

No real news on it as yet, but that "traffic stop" sounds way, way too convenient to me. The whole thing looks almost cliche--blue-collar White working man in a pick-up truck with rifles and meth? Mmmmmmm.....

My gut feeling, this is some kind of theater set up by the Obamanable Snowmen to generate sympathy for Monkey Meat. "Oh, poor little ole Barry, de wicked white boys be after my baby-shit brown ass..." Right now I think it's a fake. What do you want to bet this is a three day wonder during the convention and then it disappears, except for what ever poor dumb bastard the federal agent provocateur set up being quietly buried alive?

We should be ashamed of ourselves, allowing this whole Obama mess to happen.

Monday, August 25, 2008

BO Brings Race War

Dear HAC:

I was absolutely shocked listening to the radio this morning while reading the postings here.

I was listening to a morning talk show (Rover's Morning Glory 100.7Cleveland, Ohio) and I just could not believe that I was hearing what callers were saying. One guy on the show stated that Biden is part of a set-up to bring about a race war in the USA. Now Dieter is always speaking of conspiracies and some really crazy stuff. Now this theory he proposed set off an onslaught of calls.

A White woman called to state that she agrees with Dieter in that Obama is doing a lot of things that a White man would never get away with, and it is not right. Immediately another White woman called in to state that both her husband and herself came to the same conclusions as Dieter. She stated that she was well educated and still believes that Obama will be bad for White Americans. That he hides his White side and instead embraces his blackness. A black man called stated that the people calling are ignorant racists and that Obama does talk about his White side. He quickly ran out of steam. Final caller was a White male who stated he believed that a race war is coming and that Obama will be the cause of it all.

I wa absolutely amazed to hear these callers. Maybe people are really starting to wake up. Now if only Obama can win this election!!!!


Sunday, August 24, 2008

"Obamanation" Book May Be Worth A Peruse

While we're waiting for the disgusting spectacle of Hillary Clinton rolling over, playing dead, wagging her tail, and licking Hussein's balls at the convention (I can't believe she'd just roll over like she's apparently doing, but so far it looks like she's hopping when the nigger says "frog") --anyway, while we're waiting for the week's dog and pony show in Denver, it appears that this book by Jerome Corsi, Obama Nation, may be worth a read.

Corsi is a neocon with his lips glued so firmly to the withered buttocks of the Jews that you couldn't pry him away with a crowbar, but the facts he comes up with are interesting. Essentially, what Corsi has done is the kind of basic background check that the mainstream media should have done the minute Obama's name was so much as even whispered. One of the most fascinating aspects was Obama giving $1 million dollars, provenance unknown, to his cousin and tribal chief Raila A. Odinga in Kenya, a former presidential candidate, oddly enough--money that went to finance Odinga's Luo tribal militia which is believed to have slaughtered something like 3,500 black Christians who were also members of the rival Kikuyu tribe, during the recent squabbles over the disputed Kenya election.

Is that what Hussein Obama will do if he looks like losing? Turn his own black "militia" (read Crips and Bloods) loose on anyone who opposes him? It seems to be a family tradition.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

It's Yo Funeral, Nigga

[First, the following scream of hatred from a Sea Hag groupie.]

Arrogant Obama Picks Biden And Not Hillary

Thanks Obama, for making my job so much easier in the fall when I vote for John McCain to vote AGAINST you in November. Thanks for insulting Hillary and her millions of supporters by not even bothering to vet her for vice president. Thanks for insulting women and going against your own claims of being a “different face” in the White House by choosing a white MAN to be your vice president. And thanks for being stupid enough to think that you can win without Hillary. You’ve now lost the election. Good job!


Now let's see what Mommy Dearest has up her sleeve for the convention. Will the Berg lawsuit feature prominently in the coffee shop and bar scuttlebutt, along with whispers of Hussein's Constititional ineligibility for the office of President? If not, we'll know the fix is really in.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Nigger Incompetence Coming To The Fore?

Mmmmm....that screaming Lilith does all this kissing of Hussein's baby-shit brown ass over the past two months like a good little girl, and then tomorrow, right before the convention starts, BO slaps her right in the face and picks that Zionist flack Joe Biden in a vain attempt to get the nod from the Jews, which he ain't gonna get? (It's a Jew who's sueing him in Philly over his photoshopped phony birth certificate.)

I tell you, if this nigger has little enough sense to do that, he is one stoooooo-pid monkey. Depriving the Sea Hag of what she's been entitled to in her own mind since she was ten years old? She'll grind him up into hamburger and feed the dogs with him.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Lawsuit Filed Over Photoshopped Obama Birth Cartificate

Obama Sued in Philadelphia Federal Court on Grounds he is Constitutionally Ineligible for the Presidency

by Jeff Schreiber

[I don't pinch other people's work without giving them credit, so Mr. Schreiber gets his byline, but I'd probably better not give the exact URL because they'll jump and scream and holler and claim I'm creating some link between their staid kosher conservatism and my nasty-ass radicalism, etc. - HAC]

A prominent Philadelphia attorney and Hillary Clinton supporter filed suit this afternoon in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania against Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, the Democratic National Committee and the Federal Election Commission. The action seeks an injunction preventing the senator from continuing his candidacy and a court order enjoining the DNC from nominating him next week, all on grounds that Sen. Obama is constitutionally ineligible to run for and hold the office of President of the United States.

Phillip Berg, the filing attorney, is a former gubernatorial and senatorial candidate, former chair of the Democratic Party in Montgomery (PA) County, former member of the Democratic State Committee, and former Deputy Attorney General of Pennsylvania. According to Berg, he filed the suit--just days before the DNC is to hold its nominating convention in Denver--for the health of the Democratic Party.

"I filed this action at this time," Berg stated, "to avoid the obvious problems that will occur when the Republican Party raises these issues after Obama is nominated."

Berg cited a number of unanswered questions regarding the Illinois senator's background, and in today's lawsuit maintained that Sen. Obama is not a natural born U.S. citizen or that, if he ever was, he lost his citizenship when he was adopted in Indonesia. Berg also cites what he calls "dual loyalties" due to his citizenship and ties with Kenya and Indonesia.

Even if Sen. Obama can prove his U.S. citizenship, Berg stated, citing the senator's use of a birth certificate from the state of Hawaii verified as a forgery by three independent document forensic experts, the issue of "multi-citizenship with responsibilities owed to and allegiance to other countries" remains on the table.

In the lawsuit, Berg states that Sen. Obama was born in Kenya, and not in Hawaii as the senator maintains. Before giving birth, according to the lawsuit, Obama's mother traveled to Kenya with his father but was prevented from flying back to Hawaii because of the late stage of her pregnancy, "apparently a normal restriction to avoid births during a flight." As Sen. Obama's own paternal grandmother, half-brother and half-sister have also claimed, Berg maintains that Stanley Ann Dunham--Obama's mother--gave birth to little Barack in Kenya and subsequently flew to Hawaii to register the birth.

Berg cites inconsistent accounts of Sen. Obama's birth, including reports that he was born at two separate hospitals--Kapiolani Hospital and Queens Hospital--in Honolulu, as well a profound lack of birthing records for Stanley Ann Dunham, though simple "registry of birth" records for Barack Obama are available in a Hawaiian public records office.

Should Sen. Obama truly have been born in Kenya, Berg writes, the laws on the books at the time of his birth hold that U.S. citizenship may only pass to a child born overseas to a U.S. citizen parent and non-citizen parent if the former was at least 19 years of age. Sen. Obama's mother was only 18 at the time. Therefore, because U.S. citizenship could not legally be passed on to him, Obama could not be registered as a "natural born" citizen and would therefore be ineligible to seek the presidency pursuant to Article II, Section 1 of the United States Constitution.

Moreover, even if Sen. Obama could have somehow been deemed "natural born," that citizenship was lost in or around 1967 when he and his mother took up residency in Indonesia, where Stanley Ann Dunham married Lolo Soetoro, an Indonesian citizen. Berg also states that he possesses copies of Sen. Obama's registration to Fransiskus Assisi School in Jakarta, Indonesia which clearly show that he was registered under the name "Barry Soetoro" and his citizenship listed as Indonesian.

The Hawaiian birth certificate, Berg says, is a forgery. In the suit, the attorney states that the birth certificate on record is a forgery, has been identified as such by three independent document forensic experts, and actually belonged to Maya Kasandra Soetoro, Sen. Obama's half-sister.

"Voters donated money, goods and services to elect a nominee and were defrauded by Sen. Obama's lies and obfuscations," Berg stated. "If the DNC officers ... had performed one ounce of due diligence we would not find ourselves in this emergency predicament, one week away from making a person the nominee who has lost their citizenship as a child and failed to even perform the basic steps of regaining citizenship as prescribed by constitutional laws."

"It is unfair to the country," he continued, "for candidates of either party to become the nominee when there is any question of the ability to serve if elected."

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

BO Might Cave

I hear tell BO is going to announce his VP choice on Saturday morning, before the convention, not on the second night or so as is customary and as Mr. Potato Head will apparently be doing. That to me indicates he may be going to tap the Sea Hag for the post, otherwise he'd have a Geritol Crone riot right from the start of the convention if he picked someone else.

If he has any sense he wants this convention to run seamlessly on rails; his polls are described as "stagnant" and there are signs that he may have peaked too early with this American Idol shtick he's been doing and Americans are starting to wake up and smell the coffee-colored crap. Even the adoring Obamanable media are starting to have a tough time keeping the halo in place over Hussein's nappy head, and he doesn't need a big convention brouhaha with Mommy Dearest and her harpies.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

From A Sea Hag Die-Hard

[Pinched from a pro-Sea Hag blog.]

OBAMA HAS WON NOTHING. He will win NOTHING until the convention! He is only the presumptive nominee! Get it through your thick skulls!

Here’s a typical comment:

For all those supposedly Hillary’s supporters. There were the Primaries, Obama got the most votes, Hillary lost; end of story. The bottom line is that it is time to take back the White House.

OK. Let’s go over this very carefully.

1. Obama did not get the “most votes.” In terms of popular vote of one-person, one-vote (from the primary states), Hillary got the most votes. Caucuses, as we know, were not fair or representative.

Furthermore, the superdelegates have every right to change their mind between now and the convention and vote for Hillary instead of Obama.

2. Hillary will not officially “lose” anything until the actual convention happens and the delegates place their votes. Once again, the superdelegates could switch to Hillary in August if they felt there was good reason to.

3. The “end of story” will not happen until the convention next week. Because, once again, the superdelegates can switch their votes to Hillary if they deem it is necessary.

One commenter posted the ominous warning that if Hillary was given the nomination, she would lose in November, because people would be so angry. Well, I’m not so sure about that. Consider:

1. Obama has pissed off his progressive base with his FISA position.

2. Most moderate Democrats aren’t passionate about Obama like the far left nuts who pound the boards at Huffington Post.

3. Those self-same far left nuts who are yelling at Hillary supporters that they can’t vote for McCain, will certainly not vote for McCain even if Hillary is the presidential nominee.

Now, barring something big coming out about Obama between now and next week, I fully expect him to win the nomination even with a fair vote. But I still want a fair vote at the convention. Without it, the Democratic party will PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that they do not care whatsoever about democracy and only want to push their “chosen one” through.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Obama's Guantanamo On The Platte

The United States government already acknowledges the existence of secret prisons in foreign countries used for "extraordinary rendition" so that prisoners can be tortured beyond the access of the U.S. courts.

Now our lords and masters are bringing the first secret prisons and concentration camps to the United States itself, all for the benefit of the Funky Monkey, to protect him from nasty and hurtful criticism at his coronation that might kill his buzz. Wouldn't want to upset de Head Nigga in Charge, now would we?

The Denver police admit that they have established a secret prison for protestors and other Enemies of the People arrested at the Democratic national convention next week, who might be prone to mar the coronation of the Funky Monkey with unseemly questions and noise. Channel 9 News in Denver reports that "The makeshift holding center, dubbed Gitmo on the Platte by activists, is located on city-owned property near Steele Street and 38th Avenue. Newly-installed security cameras guard the exterior, chain-link fences and barbed wire form cells inside.

"We feel the city should be ashamed of this secret prison they've set up," said Re-create '68 organizer Glenn Spagnuolo. "The public was never going to view this place, it was just found out. They got caught with this place. They told our lawyers in negotiations that this place didn't even exist...What's going to happen here is police are going to detain people for an inordinate amount of time. They're going to use this as an excuse to keep people out of the courts and off of the streets."

Looks like we're already getting our first taste of black rule, even before mah nigga done eben be coronated. The names Mugabe, Bokassa, Idi Amin ring a bell? If this monkoid has enough juice to create his own private little concentration camp in an American city even before the little formality of being elected, what will it be like when the primate becomes President?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

The O-Man Salute

Just when you thought the Obama craze couldn’t get any creepier, the Funky Monkey's Jewish handlers have come up with something called an "Obama salute." As you can see in the image above, it consists of putting two hands together to make a big O (or zero).

Interestingly, this very same salute was featured in the Star Trek episode The Way to Eden, which featured a group of annoying mindless hippies who were following a cult leader to the mythological planet of Eden, where they would eschew technology and live in peace and happiness forever. They would give each other the very same salute presented here. “Squares” (or rigid, conservative people) were called “Herberts.” Their mindless dippy singing and prancing truly makes this episode almost unbearable to watch - much like the Funky Monkey's mindless supporters make him insufferable.

So Hussein is running his campaign based on Star Trek episodes now? As opposed to the way it was being run before, based on American Idol? This would almost be funny if it weren't deadly serious and might not lead to a bubble-lipped monkey in the White House with his hand on the Button.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

The Toe-Sucker Is Still Bitching About The Clintons

[Dick "Toe-Sucker" Morris is a squat and bulbous little Jew who is a former advisor to Bill and Hillary Clinton, until he finally aroused Hillary's ire once too often. (She was apparently jealous of Morris' access and influence over her husband and tried never to let Morris speak with the President unless she herself was present.) In 1996 she is believed to have ratted Morris out to the media, regarding multi-thousand dollar "business lunches" he was indulging himself in, in upscale Washington hotel rooms where he would suck the toes of upmarket hookers. She got him fired in disgrace, and Morris has been screaming for revenge against both Clintons ever since. - HAC]

The Clinton Convention
by Dick Morris and Eileen McGann

Hillary and Bill have hijacked the Denver convention, making it into a carbon copy of what it would have looked like had she won until the last possible moment.

By the time Obama gets up to speak and put his stamp on the convention, Hillary will have had one prime time night all to herself. Bill will have pre-empted a second night. Hillary will have had all the nominating and seconding speeches she wants. And the roll call of the states would record, in graphic detail, how the voters of state after state rejected Obama’s candidacy in the primaries. Only then, after three and a half days of all Clinton all the time will the convention then, finally, turn to its nominee and allow him to have an hour in the sun!

And what leverage did the Clintons have to achieve all of this? None. Hillary could not have taken the convention by storm and any show of party disunity would marginalize her forever in the Democratic Party. Had she or her supporters tried to pull off distracting demonstrations or to recreate Lafayette Park in Chicago in 1968, she would have paid a permanent price among the party faithful for sabotaging Obama’s candidacy.

This Clintonian tour de force raises a key question about Barack Obama: Is he strong enough to be president or can he be pushed around? His failure to stand up to the Clintons makes one wonder how effective he will be against bin Laden, Iran, Chavez, or Putin. And now word emerges from the Obama camp that Indiana Senator Evan Bayh is on the short list for vice president.

To select Bayh would bring Obama’s nemesis, Mark Penn, in through the campaign’s back door. Penn and Bayh are an item. Mark’s second (and current) wife, Nancy Jacobson was the key fund raiser for the Senator during his Senate campaigns. Penn has always been Bayh’s consultant and chief advisor. Penn played the key role in 1996 in getting Bayh a slot as the convention keynote speaker. Bayh has always marched to Mark Penn’s tune. This, of course, the same Mark Penn who structured the vilification of Barack Obama as a marginal American and orchestrated the campaign to summon the white working class in opposition to his candidacy.

How much will Obama take? His weakness if the face of the Clinton demands coupled with his refusal to debate McCain in the town forum meetings raise the question of whether he is tough when the teleprompter is turned off. Why is he afraid or unwilling to do tough interviews?

It is not enough for him to say that he is the front runner and ask why he should risk such confrontations? In case he hasn’t noticed, he’s not the front runner. [My italics] The tracking polls all suggest a tied race where taking certain risks would be reasonable, unless his handlers worry about his vulnerability in difficult or extemporaneous situations.Is an unscripted Obama a pushover? Will foreign leaders conclude that he is not up to the job, just as Khrushchev did with JFK at his 1961 Vienna summit that presaged the Cuban Missile crisis? If he does so poorly in negotiating with the Clintons, how will he do with the Russians?


To my visitors of the other day:

You're looking for a threat against the life of the Funky Monkey? You're not going to find it knocking on the doors of bloggers in the North Woods. You will find it in Denver next week, wearing a pink and purple pants suit. If anybody is going to have your Golden Child whacked, it's the Sea Hag.

Remember, Hillary knocked one of you guys out cold once with a lamp she was throwing at Bill, and your man gallantly leaped forward and took a light fixture for his President. You'd think you guys would be looking for some payback.


Friday, August 15, 2008

Dumb Jocks and Sorority Bitches?

Okay, first off, what Mr. Johnson wrote on the wall of the Target store was "Target is run by dumb jocks and sorority bitches." Which may be perfectly true, for all I know, but can it be construed as a political statement?

Secondly, Johnson was in possession of some kind of unnamed "keys" which apparently had something to do with the man Gwatney's used car premises, so the whole thing may turn out to be over money in the end. That's what almost all American crime is about. Like I said, Americans will do for money in a heartbeat what other people do for principle or spiritual reasons.

However, that said...Gwatney was certainly no loss (I took one look at his photo with that blow-dried bouffant quasi-Elvis hairdo standing up on his nut, and the flashy suit, and being from the South myself I knew right away what we're dealing with here. Guys like that scream for a couple of slugs in the belly.) At least Johnson didn't go berserk in his former place of employment in a more typical Amurrican fashion and kill some innocent working moms or whatever. At least he targeted one of the wealthy men who is actually responsible for making us all live in a toilet, and he inflicted some damage on the enemy.

Johnson himself was killed, but that's to be expected, unfortunately---Americans are nowhere near the point where we can carry out a successful direct action, survive, and successfully escape and evade. We just haven't had enough practice in guerrilla warfare or doing anything other than throwing tantrums, and we haven't learned to think more than ten minutes ahead, which is a skill we are going to have to acquire if there are going to be any of us left in a century's time.

Overall, give Mr. Johnson a C-plus on this one.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Key Obama Organizer Assassinated

Key Obama Organizer Assassinated In Arkansas
Democratic Party Chair Shot; Political Violence Returns To America

by Bill White

[In view of Mr. White's proven ability to post direct physical threats to personally murder the sitting President of the United States, as well as inciting violence against a number of other people, with not even so much as a mild protest from law enforcement, I hope my visitors of the other day will allow me to borrow his privileged status and reprint one of his pieces here. I myself am waiting on more information before commenting. I want to know what exactly it was that Mr. Johnson wrote on the wall of the Target store in Conway, which led to his being fired and instigated the incident in question. - HAC]

In response to substantial provocation from a Jewish-run Democratic Party intent on the genocide of white working people, a shooter, identity still unknown, forced his way into the office of Obama campaign leader and Democratic Party Chair Bill Gwatney and shot the scumbag three times, leaving him near death in a local hospital.

Police chased the gunman, who fled in a blue pickup truck before he was forced off the road and into a tree in nearby Grant County, nearly twenty miles, guns blazing, in an effort to prevent his escape.

The nomination of Kenyan tribesman Barack Obama, a militant black communist with ties to Islamic "terror" groups, as the Democrat's candidate for President of the United States has been a disaster for the Democratic Party, leading to internal splits and widespread hatred of their organization among white working people.

Further, the Jewish media, whose billionaire owners fund and control the Obama campaign, have spent several months trying to incite violence against the candidate in order to further build his celebrity. The Jews believe an effort to assassinate Obama will highlight his "importance" and make voters more likely to embrace him.

The shooting is not likely to be the last as the campaign for president grows. Already, Obama campaign offices across the Midwest have been subject to violence, primarily vandalism and window breaking.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

A Tentative Step In The Right Direction, Maybe

Some guy came in smoking at the Arkansas Democratic party HQ in Little Rock, yesterday, and he managed to plug the party chairman, who is now in the hospital.

Before we start applauding, we might want to wait and see whether the shooter acted on a political or racial or social motive. Apparently when he's not trying to put niggers in the White House, this suit who got ventilated was a used car salesman, so it could be something to do with selling somebody a junk car, or he could have been screwing the shooter's wife or vice versa, or the shooter could simply be nuts.

We get a lot of that in America, unfortunately. If we could direct just a tiny amount of the, uh, personal exuberance we display over money or personal problems or just plain craziness into political and racial channels, our problems would be solved. Americans will do for money in a heartbeat what other nations will do for principle or out of a sense of justice or duty.

So let's wait and see what this turns out to be. Most likely some squalid and sordid little all-American tale of sex and drugs and rock and roll, and the fact that the guy who caught the slug was trying commit an abomination was purely incidental.

Still and's good to see somebody taking some initiative, even if he's doing the right thing for the wrong reason. Pour encourager les autres, don't ye know?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Knock On The Door, Part Deux

Note to the United States Secret Service:

Tell you what do. If you don't feel like going to all the trouble of coming back with that warrant I told you to get this morning, I'll make things easier for you.

Go to and order a copy of The Brigade, by H. A. Covington, for $23.99 with some of that taxpayer's money you guys fling around like confetti. Then sit down and read it.

That book will tell you everything you need to know about what I believe and what I feel about things in general.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Northwest Volunteer Army - General Orders

[From The Brigade, by H. A. Covington. Fictional, of course. For now.]

General Order Number One: The Army Council of the Northwest Volunteer Army is hereby constituted as the governing body of the Northwest American Republic. The Army Council declares a state of martial law, which shall continue until such time as the sovereignty and independence of the Republic is established, and authority can be transferred to the government thereof, and a State President pro tem and National Convention can be securely established under the provisions of the draft constitutional document published in the Second Edition of the Party Handbook dated January 2007.

General Order Number Two: All officers and other ranks of the Northwest Volunteer Army, and all persons acting under the orders of the NVA, or acting in any way in assistance to or in furtherance of the strategic and tactical objectives of the NVA, or of the provisional government of the Northwest American Republic, are herewith fully and permanently immunized from any and all legal prosecution or procedure for any and all actions undertaken in good faith toward the establishment of the Northwest American Republic as a sovereign nation.

General Order Number Three: No officer or other rank of the Northwest Volunteer Army shall voluntarily surrender himself or any other personnel, weapons, or equipment under his command to the forces of the Occupation while he or she still has the means and capability to resist and to continue operations.

General Order Number Four: No Jew or other non-white person, no homosexual, and no white person engaged in interracial sexual activity shall reside within the boundaries of the Northwest American Republic, or within any area of NVA operations. NVA field commanders shall deal with violators of this General Order at their discretion.

General Order Number Five: No officer or other rank of the Northwest Volunteer Army shall expropriate, confiscate, or seize any money, goods, materials, supplies, weapons, ammunition, vehicles, or other items of value, except that such goods or materials shall either be immediately paid for in cash or through presentation of an official receipt, such receipts where possible estimating the value of the goods taken, which receipts shall be honored for payment at a later date by the authorities of the Northwest American Republic.

General Order Number Six: No officer or other rank of the Northwest Volunteer Army shall expropriate, confiscate, or seize any money, goods, materials, etc. for his or her own personal use or profit.

General Order Number Seven: The provisional government of the Northwest American Republic demands the complete and unambiguous loyalty and cooperation of all white residents of the NAR, and of all areas of operation of the NVA, and will accept nothing less. Any and all collaboration, cooperation, informing, public incitement against the Republic or its armed forces, or giving of aid and comfort to the Occupation authorities is prohibited, and will be dealt with by NVA field commanders at their discretion.

General Order Number Eight: All NVA field commanders and personnel will exercise every reasonable precaution to preserve the lives, liberty, and freedom of action of all NVA officers and Volunteers, including their own. They will use every possible procedure and stratagem to maintain their commands intact, keep them in the field, and keep them fighting, consistent with the achievement of the Army's military objectives.

General Order Number Nine: No officer or other rank of the Northwest Volunteer Army shall conduct any negotiations, correspondence, or other contact with the Occupation authorities, civil or military, with a view toward ending hostilities, laying down arms, or surrendering any NVA command without the approval and participation of the Army Council.

General Order Number Ten: For the duration of hostilities and until this General Order is rescinded by authority of the Army Council, no officer or other rank of the Northwest Volunteer Army shall consume any alcoholic beverage or consciousness-altering drug, with the exception of medical pharmaceuticals administered on the order of a doctor or medical officer, or in a medical emergency situation.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

How Did He Do It?

So how did we end up with a nigger Presidential nominee? Is it because this particular coon is in some way super-intelligent or talented or he has some extra special "message?" Not a bit of it. Hussein is not especially bright, even for a monkoid, and his "message" is no message at all. (Even his adoring media are starting to notice the fact that BO never really says anything, and when someone gets at him in an unscripted and non-choreographed situation, he stumbles and babbles vaguely. At least we know where Mr. Potato Head stands on things. His positions are idiotic, but we know what they are.)

No, Hussein got where he is because of money. Massive amounts of it, almost a billion dollars all told if you count up every penny he's "raised" since the beginning and also all the little perks, not to mention the monetary value of his advertising campaign camouflaged as "news coverage." Hussein and his handlers ran the Sea Hag into the ground in the finance department and no other way.

And where did all that money come from? No, it did not come from ditzy California Valley girls making donations on Daddy's credit card, or little old colored church ladies breaking open their cookie jars, or hippy-dippy Sixties retreads cashing in their 401-Ks.

One of these days, some reporter who retains some vague sense of decency and personal integrity will follow the money trail and figure out the answer to the Riddle of the Age: who the fuck is really behind Barack Obama?

Saturday, August 9, 2008

"Red Team Leader, Fire At Will."

Dear HAC:

Just finished reading The Brigade and I am completely and utterly blown away, no pun intended. Words can't describe how this story made me feel, Harold, like everything is possible.

[That was the idea. - HAC]

But of all the parts of the book my favorite was the attack on Hollywood and the Oscar Night Massacre. May I suggest you post that section of the text on your blogs to show people what they can expect if they order this incredible novel ?

-T. C.

Hell, no, that's the best part of the book! Don't want to give the best part away. Didn't you ever do book reports when you were in school?

A lot of people seem to be having difficulty finding The Brigade on Amazon. com. This is the URL:

Please bear in mind that Amazon's IT people, probably sub-contracted and outsourced Guatemalans, seem to have made an odd screw-up and put my title and book cover onto a $15.99 children's book by "A. D. Covington," whoever that is. Mine is the $23.99 magnum opus by H. A. Covington. You might want to bookmark the above page.


Friday, August 8, 2008

Obama As Anti-Christ Stirs Assassination Fears

[NB. - "Bill White," or whatever his real name actually is, habitually publishes the home addresses and personal information of others on the internet in a deliberate effort to incite the multifarious weak-minded morons who infest cyber-space to harass and annoy people he doesn't like, i.e. he incites others to do what he himself lacks the courage to do.

I don't follow this practice, because I do not have his, er, shall we say (harrumph)--ah--connections? I have accordingly removed BO's home address, which is completely irrelevant in any case because de nigga and his ho obviously be not living dere anymore, while he jets around the world acting like he's president of something. - HAC]

by Bill White

The rising consciousness that Barack Obama may be the Antichrist predicted in the Book of Revelations is raising fears that the nigger candidate may face assassination at his home at [redacted] or elsewhere along the campaign trail.

Time Magazine and other organs of the Jewish press have been publishing major stories highlighting the speculation, increasingly widespread among Christians, that Barack Obama is son of Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, come to unite the world in One World tyranny and bring about the rapture predicted in the Book of Revelations.

With this speculation, which has been played up in a series of campaign ads being run by the McCain campaign, has come increased fears that Obama may face real assassination, not from "white supremacists", but from the world's one billion Christians, who have a religious duty to join Jesus' army during the time of Revelation and fight a military conflict against the Antichrist and all who support him. In the Bible, such a conflict ends when the Antichrist is killed and all who supported him or worked for his presidential campaign have been burned to ashes in a giant fire.

The Jews have worked hard in previous months to create a phony "white supremacist" assassination fear in order to add to the Obama mystique, but Obama's choice to follow the path of Satan and behave in a manner consistent with evangelistic Antichrist theory is creating a danger that is quickly eclipsing the "white supremacist" threat.

While the Catholic Church has generally taught that the Book of Revelations was fulfilled when the Jews' temple was destroyed in 70 AD, most evangelicals in the United States believe that the coming of the Antichrist is a pending event that will involve a Jewish leader, or an aracial mulatto enjoying the support of the Jews, who will create a One World government and begin a time of persecution in which Christians will suffer for seven years (real or metaphorical) before Jesus returns and leads an army that smites him and burns the earth.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Fraud In Florida

Yeah, I heard about the guy they busted in Florida for allegedly "threatening" the Funky Monkey. Reading between the lines, it's obvious this character was never any kind of serious threat--anybody who's planning on an assassination doesn't announce the whole thing to a law enforcement training class, of all things.

This guy is either a fruitcake, or else the whole thing is fabricated by the Obamanable Snowmen in order to gain sympathy for their monkoid. Nothing at all emanating from official sources in this society, on any subject, has any credibility at all, and should never be believed.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

THE BRIGADE Finally Available On Amazon

Hi, guys:

At long last...Channel Access has come through and The Brigade is now available on public websites!

You can buy your copy of The Brigade from Amazon at:

or from Barnes and Noble at:

A hint: if you're going to be ordering a large number of books, CDs, or DVDs of any kind on line, it's worth it to pay the $25.00 and join Barnes and Noble's club. It will pay for itself in savings very quickly.



Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Billyboy Redux

I notice Billyboy is oozing back to the surface as the convention approaches. Catch his interview in USA Today?

Hussein, ma nigga, you'd better not underestimate these two crackers. They are vicious in a way you can't possibly comprehend. I'm honestly not sure which choice would put you in more physical danger--giving the Sea Hag VP or not. Either way, the bitch and her main man gone be gunning for you, nigga, and I do mean gunning. You remember all those dead bodies floating around in the 1990s? Remember your soul brother Ron Brown dead in that supposed plane crash--with a .45 slug in his head?

You in way over yo' nappy head, nigga. I suspect that fact is finally starting to dawn on you in that walnut-sized gland you call a brain. Whoever put you up to this, they gone get you killed, nigga. One way or the other.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Expert: Obama Birth Certificate "Probable Forgery"

You know, guys, as much as I hate to give Jews a nod for anything, in Israel they've got their teeth into this story about Obama's fake birth certificate and they're not letting go. This is a story you simply don't see anywhere in the American news media. So credit where credit is due:

Looks like the hebes weren't impressed with all that bowing and scraping the Funky Monkey did when he toured Iz-ra-hell last week. BO, mah nigga, you ain't getting the Jew concession, and that spells trouble for your black ass, homes.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

From The Time When Our Ancestors Were Men

Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace! And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight? Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live. Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Obama/Curious George T-Shirts

Dear Harold,

We are selling them on our website if anyone is interested.

-April Gaede


Interesting; I did a Google search and not one single anti-Obama site appeared in the first four pages. Several weeks ago when I did the same thing, there were three or four sites that were criticial of Hussein, or at least that didn't fall down and suck his dick outright. I don't know who's doing what, but criticism or questioning of this whole Funky Monkey madness is simply being swept off the Net by someone. It could be that this monkey business (pun intended) with my other blogs over the past few days is part and parcel of that, although they were all restored. I have no idea why. Who can tell what is going on in these people's minds any more?

Friday, August 1, 2008

"Perhaps The Others Will Be Afraid."

One of the most murderous and fanatical instigators of the French Revolution, including the horrible Paris massacres of September 1792, was Jean-Paul Marat, who like so many of our political leaders today seems to have been driven insane with power.

In July of 1793, Marat was stabbed to death in his medicinal bath by a beautiful young woman named Charlotte Corday, who had philosophically reached the decision voluntarily to give up her own life in order to put a stop to Marat's genocidal rampage. She was dragged before a kangaroo court and guillotined about 24 hours later.

As bloody as the coming Reign of Terror was in France, historians all pretty much agree that it would have been far worse had Marat survived to participate. Charlotte Corday's act of selflessness and sacrifice unquestionably saved tens of thousands of lives, and possibly saved France from the grip of a madman who would have made Robespierre and Napoleon look like choir boys.

At her so-called trial, the following exchange took place between the president of the Paris Revolutionary Tribunal and young Charlotte:

M. le President: "Did you think that with your dagger you could slay all the Marats?"

Mlle. Corday: "With this one gone, perhaps the others will be afraid."