Julius Obama

And why should Barack be a tyrant then?
Poor ape! I know he would not be a wolf,
But that he sees the Americans are but sheep:
He were no lion, were not Americans hinds.
Those that with haste will make a mighty fire
Begin it with weak straws:

What trash is America,
What rubbish and what offal, when it serves
For the base matter to illuminate
So vile a thing as Obama! But, O grief,
Where hast thou led me? I perhaps speak this
Before a willing nigger-lover; then I know
My answer must be made. But I am arm'd,
And dangers are to me indifferent.

(Slightly edited from Julius Caesar, Act I, Scene 3)